Genkai Totsuki Monster Monpiece Takes Touch Control to Whole New, Inappropriate Levels

 

Nearly a year after launch, Sony’s PlayStation Vita, is struggling to take off even in its home market of Japan.

Last week was particularly embarrassing for Sony after it was revealed the Nintendo 3DS had sold nearly 47 times as many units as the Vita. Even the PlayStation Portable, the Vita’s technologically-inferior predecessor that’s been out for eight years in Japan, sold more units.

Some blame the lack of blockbuster game releases, others say the handheld is too expensive; but we think the real problem is that no developer has yet to unlock the full potential of the PlayStation Vita’s front and rear touch surfaces.

Well step over Animal Crossing, because here comes a title that is sure to herald the rise of Sony: Monster Monpiece, a game where you power up sexy young female heroes by rubbing, stroking and pumping your PS Vita.

 Is a monster card battle game. And, of course, by monster we mean young girls with horns, tails and other monster-like physical features. 

PSP "Horizon on the Middle of Nowhere" Includes Breast Paradise Mini Game Collection

 

 Horizon on the Middle of Nowhere Portable is a PSP adaptation of the like-named anime and Minoru Kawakami light novel.

 

 The PSP adaptation is a "school sengoku RPG" featuring missions, 80 characters from the anime and novel, and a turn-based four member party battle system.

 

 Pre-order Horizon on the Middle of Nowhere Portable, and you'll receive a product code that can be used to download "Horizon on the Middle of Nowhere Portable Breast Paradise," a collection of three mini games pertaining to breasts.